A and B

Person A and Person B talk it out

Person A: Give me a reason to believe in God.
Person B: You have take a leap of faith.
Person A: Thats no reason.
Person B: God reveals himself to his believers, people who have faith.
Person A: Why leap? it could be there is nothing on the other side
Person B: Ahh, but there is, you have to leap.
Person A: How do you know?
Person B: Because I have faith.
Person A: How did you know before you made the leap?
Person B: Because I have faith.
Person A: Where did that come from?
Person B: Because I made the leap of faith.
Person A: So you made the leap of faith because you had faith? How does that work?
Person B: You have to have faith.
Person A: Bullocks!

Superhero Syndrome

Why is that the minute a misfit discovers that he/she is from another planet, has been bitten by a radioactive cockroach or has been subject to top secret gruesome government super soldier/assassin program is the minute that he/she starts swinging about saving babies from rogue rubber duckies, bad guys in tights from boredom and their prospective love interest from themselves. Why cant for once such a person just CHILL? Why cant they think "Hey my eyes are going red and hot wonder if it would work on popcorn?". I don't think it can be particularity hard to hide super powers or a spare pair of wings, people hardly notice or care. I for one would want to see such ability-challenged individuals to relax and be lousy and careless like the rest of us, they don't have leap tall buildings in the single bound they can take the elevator and cross streets and stuff, bake cookies on Sundays, have a pet monkey not trained to be a sidekick, its OKAY to be a lousy even if you are special, Quite OKAY.